Black Dynamite trailer

I stumbled across this on a site, and pissed myself.

Black Dynamite. Heir to the Dolemite throne.

Watch for Arsenio Hall.

So that's where he's been.

Check it.

This cannot be true...

When you look at these punks, what do you think?

Batman 3? Let's hope not.

Cuz that's the rumour floating around the web today.

Eddie Murphy is up for The Riddler and

Shia LaBeouf is up for Robin.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

So, let's get this straight.

Batman Begins - awesome.

The Dark Knight - oscar worthy.

Untitled third movie - Norbit and Indiana Jones' biker son

cause mayhem for the caped crusader as he fights them to save his movie from

being a piece of shit.

If this even comes remotely true, Christopher Nolan will be out faster

than shit through a goose.

Talk about shit to champagne.

My first podcast, biotch!

Here it is.
You've all been waiting for it.
So sit back, listen and enjoy.

Here's the site so you can listen/download the mp3 every week.
http://www.gcast.com/user/jb1975/podcast/main

Let me know if you like it.

jb.

Wolverine trailer

This looks like it could be kinda cool.
Until that scene where he's flying at the fucking helicopter from the exploding jeep.
Where have I seen something that over the top before?
Oh, yeah. The opening scene of fucking Austen Powers' Goldmember!

Check it.

Finally, the answer to women's prayers everywhere

R.I.P. Bettie Page

Pin-up queen Bettie Page died from pneumonia in L.A. on Thursday night.
She was 85.

The body of photos she leaves behind, and the numerous styles and chicks she`s inspired are endless.

She will be missed.

Check out the recent movie ``The Notorious Bettie Page `` if you`re interested in her life.
Pretty decent flick. With an acceptable amount of skin , too.

I drew this picture of her while watching a movie tonight.

Cheers, Bettie.

Wylin' on the web

So I was signing out of Hotmail today when I saw an interesting news tidbit.
"Blackbird", the African-american-centric search engine.

Out of curiousity I checked it out.
The first thing I entered was "Public Enemy".
The first few matches were the same,
but a few lines down they became more political and race related.
I expected that.

Next, like any red-blooded male I entered "Tits"
This is where things got interesting.
1st match: chocolatemilkjuggs.com.

Now, I understand this is a black search engine,
but chocolatemilkjuggs.com? That's a pretty fucking stereotypical
almost racist result.

Then I entered "President".
1st match: A news blog stating Obama is president.
Perfect match.

Next I entered "Emanuel Lewis".
The first few were expected ,
but then I get a history lesson from goddamn Webster on
Hip-hop.

So , check out the search engine here.

blackbird

Hours of fun, and learn a little more about Cosby as well.

My top 20 songs of 2008

1. No One's Gonna Love You - band of horses
2. Chemtrails - beck
3. Hurricane Jane - black kids
4. Waving Flags - british sea power
5. Lost (Jay-Z Remix) - coldplay
6. Dance Wiv Me (Shazam Remix) - dizzee rascal
7. White Winter Hymnal - fleet foxes
8. Geraldine - glasvegas
9. Caravan Girl - goldfrapp
10. Can't Help This Feeling - herbaliser
11. Another Way To Die - jack white and alicia keys
12. Never Miss a Beat - kaiser chiefs
13. Spaceman - the killers
14. Use Somebody - kings of leon
15. Electric Feel - mgmt
16. Falling Down (The Chemical Brothers remix) - oasis
17. Invaders Must Die - the prodigy
18. Reckoner (diplo remix v.1) - radiohead
19. Starstruck - santogold
20. Superchrist - smashing pumpkins

Here it is, buttnuts.

And I don't wanna hear anyone say, " hey, that song's from 2007 ".

This is the list, one stroke done.
If you click on each band's name, you will go to their page.
Who knows what kinda free shit you could find there.
Mp3's, live dates, their favourite hand to jerk with?
It's all waiting for you courtesy of jb.

You could probably find all these songs at the hype machine

Let's hear everyone's picks in the comments!

P.S. the melvins aren't on this list but the picture was too precious to resist.

I mean, check out that dude's friggin hair!

Last night a movie saved my life

Michael Rudder was out cold. Rudder didn't look good with a bullet lodged in his gut — one of four that sliced into him as he dined with friends at the Oberoi Hotel in Mumbai. Attacks in the Indian city began on Wednesday and killed dozens.

"I found myself in a Bruce Willis Die Hard moment," he said, "where my arm — had a lovely white shirt on — and it just exploded into red. And, while I was taking that in, I got a bullet in my leg. So I quickly got myself on the floor to get a bullet in the butt as I was going down — and then another bullet, still another bullet grazed my head. So I just laid there in utter shock."
But Rudder had learned something from the movies.

"My intention, once the bullets started flying, was to pretend, as I've learned from so many Second World War movies, that I was dead."
And playing dead worked — up to the point where it might have been fatal. That point arrived when the gunmen threw grenades and fire filled the room with smoke. Now, Rudder had a choice: suffocate or run.

"If I would've sat there and said, 'Oh, I don't feel well, I don’t think I’ll get up from the floor and watch the smoke come in and suffocate me,' I think I would've been kind of an idiot."
Instead, Rudder made his move.

"To tell you the truth, I followed the bloodstains," he said.
He followed a trail of blood left by other fleeing victims, and somehow staggered out through a kitchen door onto the street where, yes, he grabbed a taxi to the hospital.

"I just crawled out and got down to the service exit off the kitchen, walked out into the street, which was cordoned off, and one of those wonderful yellow-and-black cabs came roaring out of nowhere, bundled me into it. They zoomed us over here to the Bombay Hospital."

Pretty damn amazing story.
Lessoned learned - watch more movies.